Okay, you know what? I love that I couldn’t convince anyone - when I was desperately looking for work - to hire me to write press releases because I had zero PR experience. And I love that now as online editor and content-generating machine I get press releases that include ‘sentences’ like this one from Amazon from a few days ago:
"Dynamic Perspective, Firefly, world-class customer support with Mayday, free unlimited cloud storage for photos, 32GB of storage—and, for a limited time, customers get 12 months of Prime membership with Fire phone, which includes unlimited streaming of tens of thousands of movies and TV episodes from Prime Instant Video, access to over a million songs to download or stream from Prime Music, over 500,000 books to borrow from Kindle Owners’ Lending Library and free two-day shipping on tens of millions of items.”
I need a diagram. Where is the verb? Where is the subject? Is there an indirect object? A direct one? You know what I can do despite having zero PR experience? I can write sentences.
Reblogged via candysphynxprincess: Lady of the Various Sorrows
So funny story. This morning, I went to adjust my leggings, which keep rolling down, and half-mooned the new CEO.
some days are bleaker than others. today is pretty bleak. but then again it’s monday.