• Okay, you know what? I love that I couldn’t convince anyone - when I was desperately looking for work - to hire me to write press releases because I had zero PR experience. And I love that now as online editor and content-generating machine I get press releases that include ‘sentences’ like this one from Amazon from a few days ago:

    "Dynamic Perspective, Firefly, world-class customer support with Mayday, free unlimited cloud storage for photos, 32GB of storage—and, for a limited time, customers get 12 months of Prime membership with Fire phone, which includes unlimited streaming of tens of thousands of movies and TV episodes from Prime Instant Video, access to over a million songs to download or stream from Prime Music, over 500,000 books to borrow from Kindle Owners’ Lending Library and free two-day shipping on tens of millions of items.

    I need a diagram. Where is the verb? Where is the subject? Is there an indirect object? A direct one? You know what I can do despite having zero PR experience? I can write sentences.

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    leonerdnimoy:

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    lunulata:

    emperor-shatterfingers:

    hyenas, terrifying and excellently organized predators of the savannah

    also surprisingly docile and like neck scritches and have a tail chasing compulsion

    if you don’t think hyenas are great then you’re objectively wrong

    Aaaahhh, I love hyenas. :D

    Hyenas: Always getting a bad rap because lions are jerks. Lions actually steal from hyenas most of the time because hyenas are the better predators — but they’re also very skittish when faced with a giant pride of cats. Adorable babies!

    Okay, lemme tell you about spotted hyenas, aka the BAMFiest BAMFs in the animal kingdom.

    1. Their societies are entirely female-dominated. Female hyenas are larger and stronger than males and have higher social status in clan hierarchy - even the lowest-ranking female in a hyena clan is higher up the social ladder than the highest-ranking male. They’re basically the Amazons of the animal world. The females even have false penis-like appendages (which are essentially large clitorises), which led the ancient Greeks to think that hyenas were hermaphrodites. Because fuck your narrow human perceptions of sex and gender roles, that’s why.
    2. They are considered the dominant predators of the African savannah, despite not being the largest or strongest, because they are the most successful hunters. Their hunting success rate is estimated to be about 70-80%, meaning that they catch about 70-80% of prey they pursue - a freakishly high statistic (to compare, the success rate of lions and wolves is about 20-30%). They also scavenge much less than lions do, as whowasntthere said, and are incredibly adaptable and opportunistic predators, meaning that they are also the most common and widespread of the large African carnivores. That’s not too bad for an animal typecast as a lazy scavenger.
    3. Their jaws are some of the strongest in the animal kingdom, stronger than those of lions, tigers, wolves or perhaps bears, and can crush elephant and giraffe bones; hyenas are also able to digest all bone matter. Don’t tell me that’s not metal as fuck.
    4. Despite looking like dogs, they are not part of the dog family and are actually more closely related to cats. Because fuck your logic. Nature does what it wants.
    5. They are incredibly intelligent. They are easily as intelligent as primates and some scientists claim that their intelligence may even rival that of the great apes, which would make them among the most intelligent animals in the world. Hyenas even outperform chimpanzees on some tests, which is pretty damn awesome, considering that chimpanzees are our closest relatives and all.

    So yeah, basically hyenas are awesome and badass as well as truly fascinating animals and if you don’t have at least a bit of respect for them you’re wrong.

    I love that photo

    (Source: a-humble-hyena)

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    So you’re saying the best thing to do is to pull it out?
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    More Liberty Annual preview! Pages from “Emily and the Strangers in…The Idea Factory.”

    Featured today on the Los Angeles Times’ Hero Complex!

    Super cool preview of the super cool I story I edited for the 2014 Liberty Annual! Words by Mariah Huehner and arts by Cat Farris!

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  • So funny story. This morning, I went to adjust my leggings, which keep rolling down, and half-mooned the new CEO.

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  • some days are bleaker than others. today is pretty bleak. but then again it’s monday.

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